So this morning I was rummaging around the garage looking for an umbrella (thanks, TS Nicole, you big stupid rainstorm) and it was dark. I leaned over some boxes and I felt something sharp smash into my glasses, then scratch my face. I look and it's a mutherfucking sailfish bill, all sharp and black and about 3 feet long...
Thank christ I had my glasses on, which I hardly EVER put on before I get in my car to drive to work.
I turned and walked out of the garage in horrified shock.
I was nearly killed. Or at the very least I would be wearing a snazzy eye patch right now. Can you imagine?
Sometimes it's like God just leans right down a gives you a kiss on the forehead. Today was that day for me, and I'm terribly grateful :)
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